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diff --git a/quotes/applebloom.quotes b/quotes/applebloom.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f356526 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/applebloom.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +Aren't you gonna stay for brunch? + +But I want it now! + +I am a big pony! + +I'm not a baby, I can take care of myself! + +Likely story. + +Not the cupcakes! Trust me. + +Somepony needs to put this thing out of its misery. + +You're not using power tools, are you? + +Scootaloo! Scoot-Scootaloo! diff --git a/quotes/applejack.quotes b/quotes/applejack.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..90082f5 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/applejack.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +Don't you use your fancy mathematics to muddy the issue! + +‘Dressed’? Um, beg your pardon, Rarity, but we don't normally wear clothes. + +The same way [Discord] got you to think that cheap rock was a bona fide diamond. + +If you can take this bull by the horns you better be ready for a ride! + +Can't hear you! I'm asleep! *SNORE* + +Don't you use your fancy mathematics to muddle the issue! + +I hate to say I told you so. But I told you so. + +We don't normally wear clothes + +I knew you could do it. + +Who are you calling a baby? diff --git a/quotes/bigmac.quotes b/quotes/bigmac.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..118e677 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/bigmac.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Ayup. + +Nope. + +Biting off more than you can chew is just what I'm afraid of. + +One pony plus hundreds of appletrees just doesn't add up. + +Too big for you to handle on your own. diff --git a/quotes/bonbon.quotes b/quotes/bonbon.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a5581c8 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/bonbon.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Is Fluttershy still here? We heard Fluttershy was here! + +I didn't put those in my bag. diff --git a/quotes/braeburn.quotes b/quotes/braeburn.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7cd50b8 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/braeburn.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Shame on you! + +'Taint fair! + +Welcome to Appleoosa! diff --git a/quotes/carrot.quotes b/quotes/carrot.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..df13f8e --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/carrot.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Welcome, Princess Celest! + +We couldn't fit it all in. diff --git a/quotes/celestia.quotes b/quotes/celestia.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b6b4f21 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/celestia.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Discord is the mischievous spirit of Disharmony. Before my sister and I stood up to him, he ruled Equestria in an eternal state of unrest, and unhappiness. Luna and I saw how miserable life was for Earth ponies, pegasi, and unicorns alike. So after discovering the Elements of Harmony, we combined our power and rose up against him, turning him to stone! + +Gotcha! + +These creatures are adorable! + +I want you right by my side the entire evening. + +Will you accept my friendship? diff --git a/quotes/cheerilee.quotes b/quotes/cheerilee.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ed6d146 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/cheerilee.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Honestly, that's how everypony was wearing their mane back then. + +Everypony should get fun gifts on their birthday. diff --git a/quotes/chrysalis.quotes b/quotes/chrysalis.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..fb09aa6 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/chrysalis.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +This day has been just perfect +The kind of day I've dreamed since I was small +Everypony I'll soon control +Every Stallion, mare and foal +Who says a girl can't really have it all? diff --git a/quotes/derpy.quotes b/quotes/derpy.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6db4969 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/derpy.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Muffin... + +I don't know what went wrong! + +You okay Rainbow Dash? Anything I can do to help? + +I just don't know what went wrong! + +Are you okey Applejack, anything I can do to help? diff --git a/quotes/diamondtiara.quotes b/quotes/diamondtiara.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..be1726b --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/diamondtiara.quotes @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Blank Flank! diff --git a/quotes/discord.quotes b/quotes/discord.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5b9d768 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/discord.quotes @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +What fun is there in making sense? diff --git a/quotes/doctor.quotes b/quotes/doctor.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..347d379 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/doctor.quotes @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Would you please leave me alone! diff --git a/quotes/fancypants.quotes b/quotes/fancypants.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0ed95a4 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/fancypants.quotes @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Rarity, jolly good to see you! Glad you could make it. diff --git a/quotes/fluttershy.quotes b/quotes/fluttershy.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6877cb3 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/fluttershy.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,74 @@ +Um, Pinkie Pie ... about this party for Gilda; do you really think it's a good idea? I mean... + +I'm a year older than you. + +Uh, panic? + +The armscye's tight, the middy collar doesn't go with the shawl lapel, the hems are clearly machine-stitched, the pleats are uneven, the fabric looks like toile, you used a backstitch here when it clearly called for a topstitch, or maybe a traditional blanket stitch, and the overall design is reminiscent of prêt-à-porter and not true French haute couture... + +But ... uh ... you know ... um ... whatever you want to do is fine... + +Well ... It's a game about who can be quiet the longest. Sound fun? I'm the world champ, you know. I betcha can't beat me! + +~Squee~ + +I'll catch you yet, my pretties. Oh yes. As soon as one of you little birds or monkeys or bears touches this net ... you'll be MINE! MINE! + +A sonic rainboom! She did it! She did it! WOOO! + +Now wait just a minute! Oh, I'm sorry. I'm trying to be more assertive. Anyhow... She *is* going to do a sonic rainboom! + +Then show up at the Cloudseum and see for yourself! ... If you're free. + +Hey Twilight, what's soaking wet and clueless? +[⋅⋅⋅] +YOUR FACE! + +Good boy, Angel! Mama's so proud! + +Um ... I'm just wondering if it's okay if I hold you down against your will for a little bit? + +Yay. + +I can't believe this ... I am so frustrated, I could just scream! + +(Eee!) + +Yes. Because he wasn't a huge, gigantic, terrible, enormous, teeth-gnashing, sharp scale-having, horn-wearing, smoke-snoring, could-eat-a-pony-in-one-bite, totally-all-grown-up dragon. + +What is this place, filled with so many wonders? + +Oooh, what a magical place! + +*crazy laugh* + +How dare you! + +I'd like to be a tree. + +I don't wanna talk about it. + +I am so sorry to have scared you, my friends. + +I am the world champ, you know. A bet you can't beat me. + +Yay! + +You're the cutest thing ever! + +You rock, woohoo! + +Yaaay ... too loud? + +(squeak) + +You're ... GOING TO LOVE ME!!! + +I can't! + +That big ... dumb ... MEANIE!!!! + +Now, Rainbow my dear, I cannot express my delight +It's abundantly clear +That somewhere out here +Is a pet that will suit you just right. diff --git a/quotes/gilda.quotes b/quotes/gilda.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4dad621 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/gilda.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +That's me! Half eagle, half lion, and all awesome! + +Don't you know how to take GET LOST for an answer? + +I know what you're up to! + +When you decide not be lame anymore, give me a call! + +You're such a flip-flop! Cool one minute and lame the next. + +*sigh* Only for you, Dash. +Junior Speedsters are our lives +Sky-bound soars and daring dives +Junior Speedsters; it's our quest +To someday be the very best diff --git a/quotes/granny.quotes b/quotes/granny.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7948107 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/granny.quotes @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I should have been asleep five hours ago! diff --git a/quotes/ironwillwalk.quotes b/quotes/ironwillwalk.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..bb0e381 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/ironwillwalk.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +Never apologise, when you can criticise. + +Treat me like a push-over, and you will get the once-over. + +When somepony tries to block, show them that you rock. + +Maybes are for babies. + +You laugh at me? I wrath at you! + +Cut in line? I will take what is mine. + +You apologise, I penalise. + +You make me lose, I blow my fuse. diff --git a/quotes/lily.quotes b/quotes/lily.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d0a381f --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/lily.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +The horror, the horror! + +This is awful! Horribly, terribly awful! diff --git a/quotes/luna.quotes b/quotes/luna.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ea95dc6 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/luna.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Ha, ha! The fun has been doubled! + +I missed you so much! + +I'm so sorry! + +TOGETHER, WE SHALL TURN THIS DREADFUL NIGHT INTO A GLORIOUS FEEEEAAAAST! + +OH MOST WON... I mean, oh most wonderful of nights! + +WE COULD NOT BE HAPPIER! IS THAT NOT CLEAR? + +THIS IS THE TRADITIONAL ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE! diff --git a/quotes/lyra.quotes b/quotes/lyra.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ffa25ae --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/lyra.quotes @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I love them! diff --git a/quotes/nightmare.quotes b/quotes/nightmare.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..dc712a0 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/nightmare.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Don't you know who I am? + +Oh, my beloved subjects! + +The night will last FOREVER! Muhahaha! + +You little foal! + +You're kidding. You're kidding, right? + +Why, am I not royal enough for you? Don't you know who I am? diff --git a/quotes/photofinish.quotes b/quotes/photofinish.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7669800 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/photofinish.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +...It is time to make DE MAGICKS!! + +I, Photo Finish... have arrived! + +I only need to point and shoot, and I capture... DE MAGICKS! + +Flootershay! + +Oh, wunderbar! diff --git a/quotes/pinkie.quotes b/quotes/pinkie.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e9b12d3 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/pinkie.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,74 @@ +Ooh! Ooh! More guessing games! Um... Pokey Smokes! How about Queen Meanie? No! Black Snooty, Black Snooty! + +Don't you worry your pretty little head about mean old Gilda! +Your Aunty Pinkie Pie's got it all taken care of! + +Too old for free candy?! NEVER! + +I never leave home without my party cannon! + +I'm not giving him cake! I'm ASSAULTING him with cake! + +Hold on to your hooves, I'm about to be BRILLIANT! + +APPLEJACK!!! YOU PINKIE PROMISED!!!! + +Twitchy tail! Twitchy tail!! + +When I was a little filly and the sun was going down~ + +All you have to do is take a cup of flour and add it to the mix~ + +Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me~ + +Ugh, a parasprite! + +You've got a real problem all right, and a banjo is the only answer! + +Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye! + +Are you loco in the coco? + +Hay, that's what I said! + +And that's how Equestria was made. + +I never felt joy like that before! + +Oatmeal, are you crazy? + +This calls for extreme measures! Pinkie Pie style! + +This may look like fun, but it's not! + +You really need to get out more. + +I don't need my friends... *Twitch* + +You look like you'd be good at eating cupcakes! + +Thank you for being here today... *Twitch* + +Aha! I knew it! + +My friends don't like my parties and they don't wanna be my friends anymore... + +I know how it goes, all right! + +I'm just glad none of them ponies showed up! + +Oui! Zhat is correct, madame. + +You know what this calls for? A party! + +She'll become a crazy cat lady! + +Give her time... + +FOREVER!!! + +Secrets and lies! It's all secrets and lies with those ponies! + +Hold on a second! Eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain, guys! Chocolate rain! + +No I'm not, I'm a chicken! BAGAWK! diff --git a/quotes/pipsqueak.quotes b/quotes/pipsqueak.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4980c31 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/pipsqueak.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Pipsqueak the pirate, at your service + +Um... Princess Luna. do you suppose maybe you could come back next year and scare us again? + +It's really fun! Scary, but fun. diff --git a/quotes/rainbow.quotes b/quotes/rainbow.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..eedc42f --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/rainbow.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,43 @@ +I could clear the sky in 10 seconds flat! + +Are you a SPY? + +I'm just glad I haven't been replaced by a bucket of turnips. + +You don't wanna know. + +Sure thing, Spike! + +Aww right, Princess! + +NO! NOTHING! In the name of Celestia, just sit there and do nothing! + +Pinkie Pie, you are so random! + +This really is the BEST DAY EVER! + +I am the iron pony! + +I know, it is gonna be so awesome! + +Time to take out the adorable trash! + +I love fun things! + +Who are you calling a chump, chump? + +Oh, you wanna do this the hard way? We'll do this the hard way! + +No, I just want my dress to be cool. + +The color's fine, just make it look cooler. + +The shape's fine, just make the whole thing ... you know, cooler. It needs to be about 20% cooler. + +Now that you know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one! + +Ugh. You're going to cheer for me like that? Louder! + +Louder!! + +LOUDER!!! diff --git a/quotes/rarity.quotes b/quotes/rarity.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8dfec7b --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/rarity.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,51 @@ +I don't have time for some silly scavenger hunt! I've got a real problem... + +Aren't you going to tell me to change something too? + +Out of all things that could happen, this is THE WORST POSSIBLE THING! + +Let me guess. Applesauce? + +Watch the mane, please. + +Thread by thread, stitching it together~ + +Stay back, and my dress doesn't get hurt! + +Afraid to get dirty? + +I simply cannot let such a crime against fabulosity go uncorrected! + +Gently, please! + +How can you be so insensitive? + +I'm so pathetic! + +Do you not like the colour? + +Ideaaaaa! + +MINE!!! + +Oh, it is ON! + +Try it, punk! + +Take that you ruffian! + +Some of us DO have standards! + +Do you not like the shape? + +Whining? I am not ‘whining’. I am complaining. Do you want to hear ‘whining’? (whines obnoxiously) This is whining! Ooohhhh! This harness is too tight! It's going to chafe! Can't you loosen it?! OH! It hurts and it's so rusty! Why didn't you clean it first?! It's gonna leave a stain, and the wagon's getting heavy! Why do I have to pull it?! + +BUT I THOUGHT YOU WAAANTED WHINING!!! + +Heavens, no! We're getting dressed! + +Oh, Fluttershy. Would you be a dear and FLY FASTER, PLEASE? + +How in Equestria can she think that tiny patch of cloud is Cloudsdale? + +...I thought we agreed never to speak of that again. diff --git a/quotes/rose.quotes b/quotes/rose.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1451749 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/rose.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +The horror, the horror! + +The wicked enchantress has cursed them all! diff --git a/quotes/sapphire.quotes b/quotes/sapphire.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7b0f7b6 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/sapphire.quotes @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Sensational! diff --git a/quotes/scootaloo.quotes b/quotes/scootaloo.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..091c2c6 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/scootaloo.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +The possibilities are, like, endless! + +I'll do whatever you want, Rainbow Dash! + +I'am liking this idea. + +You've got a problem with blank flanks? + +That is not how you call a chicken. + +TLC as in Tender Loving Care or Totally Lost Cause? + +We were making a table? + +It's no use. No matter what we try we always end up without our cutie marks; and surprisingly often covered in tree sap. diff --git a/quotes/silverspoon.quotes b/quotes/silverspoon.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..be1726b --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/silverspoon.quotes @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Blank Flank! diff --git a/quotes/soarin.quotes b/quotes/soarin.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..da0eb64 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/soarin.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +As a horse. + +My pie! + +You saved it! diff --git a/quotes/spike.quotes b/quotes/spike.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d3cce2f --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/spike.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +Is it... ZOMBIES?! + +Ugh ... come on, you guys! Let me in! + +Do I have to? + +Don't tell anypony, but I have a crush on... Rarity! + +Another donut! Extra sprinkles! + +Can you do that? Can you explode twice? + +Whoa! Dude, that's creepy. + +Hey! Say it, don't spray it. diff --git a/quotes/spitfire.quotes b/quotes/spitfire.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0addcc1 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/spitfire.quotes @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Looks like your skills saved us again; or at least they saved Soarin's apple pie. diff --git a/quotes/sweetie.quotes b/quotes/sweetie.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e311c38 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/sweetie.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +That doesn't look like a table... + +I really like her... mane? + +Nope. Toast! + +I know this one! + +Oh my, sounds serious. + +We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders! + +We could form our own secret society! diff --git a/quotes/trixie.quotes b/quotes/trixie.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..59b9e6e --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/trixie.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Anything you can do, I can do better. + +It's true my enthusiastic little admirers. + +Well, come on. Show Trixie what you've got! + +The Great and Powerful Trixie! + +Was there ever any doubt? + +Watch in awe as Trixies performs the most amazing feat for magic every witnessed by pony eyes! + +Well, well, well. It seems we have some “neigh-sayers” in the audience. diff --git a/quotes/twilight.quotes b/quotes/twilight.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..165c275 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/twilight.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,49 @@ +All the ponies in this town are CRAZY! + +Um, not very likely. + +Rainbow must be angry with Applejack. She must hate her guts. Ohh ... how wonderful! + +Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my ... OW! + +Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes! + +Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle. + +Please don't hate me. + +Pardon me, Princess. + +You told me it was all an old pony tale. + +Look out, here comes Tom! + +It's the perfect plan. + +We will do everything by the book! + +Scarf? Check. +Saddle? Check. +Boots? Check. +‘Spike refusing to get up and go back to sleep’? Check. +It's a good thing I'm so organised. I'm ready! + +Ooh! Doesn't that hurt? + +Are you crazy? + +I uh, I think I hear my laundry calling! Sorry, gotta go. + +She only has one cat. + +I never thought it would happen. My friends ... have turned into complete JERKS! + +If you can't catch her, Discord wins! + +Get back! All of you! This is my book. And I'm going to READ IT! + +Pinkie Pie, you're a genius! + +I'm going to do what I do best: lecture her! + +Pinkie Pie, aren't you a little old for this? diff --git a/quotes/twist.quotes b/quotes/twist.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..798e4b2 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/twist.quotes @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Isn't my cutie mark swell? diff --git a/quotes/zecora.quotes b/quotes/zecora.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..bf84cd5 --- /dev/null +++ b/quotes/zecora.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Beware! Beware you pony folk! Those leaves of blue are not a joke! + +Have you gone mad? + +Is that a parasprite before my eyes? + +Your actions will make my anger explode! + +My Lair! My Lair! + +Ponies, what is this... No, you know not what you do. You've gone and spilled my precious brew. + +How dare you! You destroy my home, destroy my works, an then accuse me, of being a jerk? |