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+All the ponies in this town are CRAZY!
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+Um, not very likely.
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+Rainbow must be angry with Applejack.
+She must hate her guts.
+Ohh ... how wonderful!
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+Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my ... OW!
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+Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!
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+Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.
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+Please don't hate me.
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+Pardon me, Princess.
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+You told me it was all an old pony tale.
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+Look out, here comes Tom!
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+It's the perfect plan.
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+We will do everything by the book!
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+Scarf? Check.
+Saddle? Check.
+Boots? Check.
+‘Spike refusing to get up and go back to sleep’? Check.
+It's a good thing I'm so organised. I'm ready!
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+Ooh! Doesn't that hurt?
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+Are you crazy?
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+I uh, I think I hear my laundry calling! Sorry, gotta go.
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+She only has one cat.
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+I never thought it would happen. My friends ... have turned into complete JERKS!
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+If you can't catch her, Discord wins!
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+Get back! All of you! This is my book. And I'm going to READ IT!
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+Pinkie Pie, you're a genius!
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+I'm going to do what I do best: lecture her!
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+Pinkie Pie, aren't you a little old for this?