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+I don't have time for some silly scavenger hunt! I've got a real problem...
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+Aren't you going to tell me to change something too?
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+Out of all things that could happen, this is THE WORST POSSIBLE THING!
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+Let me guess. Applesauce?
+
+Watch the mane, please.
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+Thread by thread, stitching it together~
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+Stay back, and my dress doesn't get hurt!
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+Afraid to get dirty?
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+I simply cannot let such a crime against fabulosity go uncorrected!
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+Gently, please!
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+How can you be so insensitive?
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+I'm so pathetic!
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+Do you not like the colour?
+
+Ideaaaaa!
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+MINE!!!
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+Oh, it is ON!
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+Try it, punk!
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+Take that you ruffian!
+
+Some of us DO have standards!
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+Do you not like the shape?
+
+Whining? I am not ‘whining’. I am complaining. Do you want to hear ‘whining’?
+(whines obnoxiously) This is whining! Ooohhhh! This harness is too tight!
+It's going to chafe! Can't you loosen it?! OH! It hurts and it's so rusty!
+Why didn't you clean it first?! It's gonna leave a stain, and the wagon's
+getting heavy! Why do I have to pull it?!
+
+BUT I THOUGHT YOU WAAANTED WHINING!!!
+
+Heavens, no! We're getting dressed!
+
+Oh, Fluttershy. Would you be a dear and FLY FASTER, PLEASE?
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+How in Equestria can she think that tiny patch of cloud is Cloudsdale?
+
+...I thought we agreed never to speak of that again.