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+Ooh! Ooh! More guessing games! Um... Pokey Smokes!
+How about Queen Meanie? No! Black Snooty, Black Snooty!
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+Don't you worry your pretty little head about mean old Gilda!
+Your Aunty Pinkie Pie's got it all taken care of!
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+Too old for free candy?! NEVER!
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+I never leave home without my party cannon!
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+I'm not giving him cake! I'm ASSAULTING him with cake!
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+Hold on to your hooves, I'm about to be BRILLIANT!
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+APPLEJACK!!! YOU PINKIE PROMISED!!!!
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+Twitchy tail! Twitchy tail!!
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+When I was a little filly and the sun was going down~
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+All you have to do is take a cup of flour and add it to the mix~
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+Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me~
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+Ugh, a parasprite!
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+You've got a real problem all right, and a banjo is the only answer!
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+Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!
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+Are you loco in the coco?
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+Hay, that's what I said!
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+And that's how Equestria was made.
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+I never felt joy like that before!
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+Oatmeal, are you crazy?
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+This calls for extreme measures! Pinkie Pie style!
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+This may look like fun, but it's not!
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+You really need to get out more.
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+I don't need my friends... *Twitch*
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+You look like you'd be good at eating cupcakes!
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+Thank you for being here today... *Twitch*
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+Aha! I knew it!
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+My friends don't like my parties and they don't wanna be my friends anymore...
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+I know how it goes, all right!
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+I'm just glad none of them ponies showed up!
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+Oui! Zhat is correct, madame.
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+You know what this calls for?
+A party!
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+She'll become a crazy cat lady!
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+Give her time...
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+FOREVER!!!
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+Secrets and lies! It's all secrets and lies with those ponies!
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+Hold on a second! Eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain, guys! Chocolate rain!
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+No I'm not, I'm a chicken! BAGAWK!