From 7ea7c59e7181533ebd79d948d168b31ccfd85401 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: jaseg Date: Sun, 31 Mar 2013 21:01:13 +0200 Subject: Rewrite completed. <100lines. --- ponies/pinkie.quotes | 76 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 76 insertions(+) create mode 100644 ponies/pinkie.quotes (limited to 'ponies/pinkie.quotes') diff --git a/ponies/pinkie.quotes b/ponies/pinkie.quotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f6a366f --- /dev/null +++ b/ponies/pinkie.quotes @@ -0,0 +1,76 @@ +Ooh! Ooh! More guessing games! Um... Pokey Smokes! +How about Queen Meanie? No! Black Snooty, Black Snooty! + +Don't you worry your pretty little head about mean old Gilda! +Your Aunty Pinkie Pie's got it all taken care of! + +Too old for free candy?! NEVER! + +I never leave home without my party cannon! + +I'm not giving him cake! I'm ASSAULTING him with cake! + +Hold on to your hooves, I'm about to be BRILLIANT! + +APPLEJACK!!! YOU PINKIE PROMISED!!!! + +Twitchy tail! Twitchy tail!! + +When I was a little filly and the sun was going down~ + +All you have to do is take a cup of flour and add it to the mix~ + +Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me~ + +Ugh, a parasprite! + +You've got a real problem all right, and a banjo is the only answer! + +Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye! + +Are you loco in the coco? + +Hay, that's what I said! + +And that's how Equestria was made. + +I never felt joy like that before! + +Oatmeal, are you crazy? + +This calls for extreme measures! Pinkie Pie style! + +This may look like fun, but it's not! + +You really need to get out more. + +I don't need my friends... *Twitch* + +You look like you'd be good at eating cupcakes! + +Thank you for being here today... *Twitch* + +Aha! I knew it! + +My friends don't like my parties and they don't wanna be my friends anymore... + +I know how it goes, all right! + +I'm just glad none of them ponies showed up! + +Oui! Zhat is correct, madame. + +You know what this calls for? +A party! + +She'll become a crazy cat lady! + +Give her time... + +FOREVER!!! + +Secrets and lies! It's all secrets and lies with those ponies! + +Hold on a second! Eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain, guys! Chocolate rain! + +No I'm not, I'm a chicken! BAGAWK! -- cgit