What?
Screenshot
Installation
Archlinux
There's an AUR package:
$ git clone https://aur.archlinux.org/packages/c-lolcat $ cd c-lolcat $ makepkg -csi
Fedora
$ dnf install lolcat
Ubuntu (Snap)
See this awesome blog post by a kind person from the internet:
$ snap install lolcat-c
Mac
Build loclcat with:
$ make lolcat
...and put the resulting binary at a place of your choice.
Others
$ make && sudo make install
Why?
This lolcat clone is an attempt to reduce the world's carbon dioxide emissions by optimizing inefficient code. It's >10x as fast and <0.1% as large as the original one.
newton~/d/lolcat <3 dmesg>foo newton~/d/lolcat <3 time upstream/bin/lolcat foo 13.51user 1.34system 0:15.99elapsed 92%CPU (0avgtext+0avgdata 10864maxresident)k 0inputs+0outputs (0major+1716minor)pagefaults 0swaps newton~/d/lolcat <3 time ./lolcat foo 0.02user 0.00system 0:00.09elapsed 34%CPU (0avgtext+0avgdata 1936maxresident)k 0inputs+0outputs (0major+117minor)pagefaults 0swaps
Bonus comparison with python-lolcat:
newton~/d/lolcat <3 dmesg>foo $ time python-lolcat foo 12.27user 0.00system 0:12.29elapsed 99%CPU (0avgtext+0avgdata 11484maxresident)k 0inputs+0outputs (0major+1627minor)pagefaults 0swaps $ time c-lolcat foo 0.29user 0.00system 0:00.30elapsed 98%CPU (0avgtext+0avgdata 468maxresident)k 0inputs+0outputs (0major+21minor)pagefaults 0swaps
(Read: c-lolcat << python-lolcat << ruby-lolcat)